Backseat Club

We have a 2005 Chevy suburban. Those three who sit in the back-backseat, namely, Brianna, Emma and Aedan, have formed a club of sorts. So his evening, I'm watching Ellie in the tub. Emma comes looking for me to ask where Aedan was. She gave me a paper and asked me to read it.

This is what it said (with some major spelling editing):

"In order for a person to join the backseat club you must  be the following:

• you must be able to sleep in the car.
• you must be quiet
• you must be able to draw 'i have no ideas'
• you must like Get Smart
• you must sit in the back seat

If all qualifications are filled you must talk to the board.
signed:
Lucy
Peter
Edmund"

Thought you'd get a kick out of this!